MARYAM WITH STOMACH PAIN :
DOCTOR : What did you eat, yammata?
MARYAM: Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Dambun Dawisu, fish and Island Water.
DOCTOR : Look Yammata, this is not Facebook, please be Frank and tell me the truth, you are in hospital and your life might be in danger!
MARYAM : Sorry Sir... Garri and Beans with Dan malele Da kwuli kwuli Sir.
Don't Laugh ur Stomach........