WAHALA DEY

Wahala dey oh! In a WAEC English Language Examination, Kelly was asked to complete the following sentence & this was how he did it:
1. He who fights and run away?
Kelly: E don surrender be dat, nah fear catch am.
2. A rolling stone?
Kelly: E no fit just dey roll, nah person push am.
3. He who lives in a glass house?
Kelly: Nah rich politician e go be.
4. A stitch in time?
Kelly: E go prevent further tear tear.
5. Birds of the same feather?
Kelly: Nah the same mama born them.
6. One good turn?
Kelly: Nah correct power steering fit do am.
7. A bird in hand?
Kelly: Weytin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic sef.
8. Half bread is better than?
Kelly: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
9. A journey of a thousand miles?
Kelly: Nah d person wahala be dat oh. Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?
10. He who laughs last?
Kelly: Get brain problem. Make dem check am oh, because nah beginning of madness be dat.
11. A patient dog? Kelly: Nah beta hunger go kill am.
12. All work and no play?
Kelly: Nah bankers job be dat abeg.
13. Once beaten?
Kelly: Nah revenge go follow be dat.
14. A fool at forty?
Kelly: U never see dis country own.......Naija own start @50.
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