Don't make a woman cry

COPIED:  Don’t make a woman cry!
There is nothing as expensive as a woman’s tears.
When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’oreal Eye Liner: N7,500 and Revlon Mascara: N8,500; then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder Foundation: N11,000; Zaron Blush: N15,000 and Mac Powder: N19,000.
Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with Maybelline Lipstick: N12,000 and Avonlip Gloss: N5,000.
A single drop of a woman’s tear is running for about N78,000, so please, don't make her cry.
But you can make a man cry, it is only Vaseline: N150 only.
I can't fit shout ooooo.