A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNIBEN, she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said...
GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: The place is silent, whr r u?
GIRL: I'm in UNIBEN
MUM: Wooow finally, thank God o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Thats great o. God has disgraced the witches in ur father's house dat don't want you to go to school (laughing & dancing)
GIRL: Mama na Malaria o
MUM: Malaria is a gud course o my daughter, plz take it serious o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro
MUM: God forbid my daughter!!!. U go complete ur four years over there in Jesus name.
Girl: God punish Illiteracy!!!
Mum: Amen..... coz I heard dat d lecturer is very wicked.
Please don't laff alone, send it to your friends and make their day be fun.
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Ban Dariya (Jokes)