WHAT IS RIGIMA?
RIGIMA is when you give a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car. You take her to the hospital and when you get there, the doctor says she's pregnant and congratulates you that you are
going to be father very soon. You then shout that you are not the father and the girl says you are the father....
Things are now getting RIGIMANIFUL.
You require a
DNA test to prove you are not the father. Things are now getting RIGIMANISTIC.
When the doctor
comes with the result saying you cannot be a father
because you are infertile. You are relieved, but on
your way home you remember you are married with
three kids at home!
Now you are extremely RIGIMANIOUS.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father of those kids? You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father. You are now
RIGIMACATED.
You decided to travel home to complain to your mother about the latest development. And your mum with tears running down her cheeks tells you,
my son, I'm so sorry your dad ain't really your dad.
Then you know that things are now HYPER- RIGIMACATED.