1. A girl current city in fb will be newyork . And
you will see her struggling for bus at # ikurodu .
wehdone ma lai mohammed junior sister
thunder fire u
2. You always complain that eve caused all our
problem but you are the one that use to pick
meat from ur mom's pot . how are u sure
u will not be d one that will have eaten that
forbidden fruit
3. Yesterday u are black , today u are brown ,
tomorrow you are chocolate .
And u will start saying <I AM SIMPLY ME> .
Aunty u are a chameleon
4. Those girls that use to wear high waist skirt
when they are pregnant . And start complaining
that thier baby heads look like bread
aunty are u alright
5. So say all guys are goat . you now gave
birth to a boy and come and shout .
God thank u for giving me a bouncing baby boy .
No my sister he is a bouncing baby Goat
period .
6.
Someone wil make money u want to
investigate the source of his money,
when he was poor did u investigate the
source of his poverty?????
7. Public disgrace is when u mistakely polluted in
the market thinking it will not sound . All of a
sudden it made a joyful noise my friend u
will collect sorrowful beating talking from
experience
8. With this recession in this country
The ATM debited a girl without
dispensing cash to her, she grabbed me
saying "you're my witness" . people are
not smiling o
9. 1.Mum: Who impregnated you?
Girl: Mummy it's...
Mum: who? Cant youu talk?
Girl: It's Wizkid
Mum: Come.. which of the wizkids ?
Girl: The one that sang Ojuelegba Mum: You
mean the one that sang come
closer?
Girl: Yes
Mum: And you did not carry your sister
with you?
10. Marrying a skinny girl is good until when she
is pregnant you will start thinking that she will
break
you will see her struggling for bus at # ikurodu .
wehdone ma lai mohammed junior sister
thunder fire u
2. You always complain that eve caused all our
problem but you are the one that use to pick
meat from ur mom's pot . how are u sure
u will not be d one that will have eaten that
forbidden fruit
3. Yesterday u are black , today u are brown ,
tomorrow you are chocolate .
And u will start saying <I AM SIMPLY ME> .
Aunty u are a chameleon
4. Those girls that use to wear high waist skirt
when they are pregnant . And start complaining
that thier baby heads look like bread
aunty are u alright
5. So say all guys are goat . you now gave
birth to a boy and come and shout .
God thank u for giving me a bouncing baby boy .
No my sister he is a bouncing baby Goat
period .
6.
Someone wil make money u want to
investigate the source of his money,
when he was poor did u investigate the
source of his poverty?????
7. Public disgrace is when u mistakely polluted in
the market thinking it will not sound . All of a
sudden it made a joyful noise my friend u
will collect sorrowful beating talking from
experience
8. With this recession in this country
The ATM debited a girl without
dispensing cash to her, she grabbed me
saying "you're my witness" . people are
not smiling o
9. 1.Mum: Who impregnated you?
Girl: Mummy it's...
Mum: who? Cant youu talk?
Girl: It's Wizkid
Mum: Come.. which of the wizkids ?
Girl: The one that sang Ojuelegba Mum: You
mean the one that sang come
closer?
Girl: Yes
Mum: And you did not carry your sister
with you?
10. Marrying a skinny girl is good until when she
is pregnant you will start thinking that she will
break